"National Dog Day" Sounds Fake But Who Cares Here Are Like 50 Dogs

According to various #websites, August 26 (today!) is #NationalDogDay. In light of this news, an obvious question might be, “Wait, what governing body even has the authority to declare such a holiday?” However, an even more obvious answer is, “What’s it matter, you drip, don’t we all deserve to see a bunch of dogs?”

Yes, yes we do.

Below you will see your well-deserved bunch of dogs, conveniently organized under subheadings like “Smart Dogs” and “Kind Dogs.” Click any of the links below and finally find out who’s a good boy (Spoiler alert: It’s you!).

Happy Dogs

• Tiny Monkey Doesn’t Quite Know What to Do with All These Puppies
• Where Is the Dog? There Is the Dog
• Adorable Little Dog Goes Bananas Playing in His First Snowfall
• A Dog and a Baby Just Dancin’ and Squealin’ on a Summer Afternoon
• Just a Laid Back Chihuahua Puppy Using a Neck Massager
• A Beautiful French Bulldog Dancing in the Rain
• Watch an Enthusiastic Pug Romping In a Ball Pit for the First Time
• Spry Dog Doesn’t Give a Fuck About the Weather Forecast
• This Tiny Dog’s Balloon-Related Talents Will Always Exceed Your Own
  

Kind Dogs

• This Tiny Living Teddy Bear Would Like to Have a Word
• Dog Hitches Ride on the Side of an Ambulance to Stay With His Owner
• Land Dog Meets Sea Dog
• Dog Snuggles With Best Dog Friend Having a Bad Dream
• This Beer-Fetching Dog Is an Adorable Little Enabler

Smart Dogs

• Good Dog Calmly Drives Tractor Through Farm Fence and Onto Roadway
• All Rise for John Oliver’s All-Dog Supreme Court
• “Totally Urbanized” Dog Takes Bus to the Park All by Herself
• Dog in a Snow Maze Refuses to Play by Your Silly Human Rules
• No Shit: Dogs Can’t Hula Hoop

Dumb Dogs

• Cops Say Dumb Police Dog Was Fired for Cause
• Dumb Dog Rescued by Cops After Getting Head Stuck in Cat House
• Dumb Ol’ Dog Just Loves His Box So Much
• Dizzy Dog Doesn’t Know How to Drive Dinghy, Does Donuts Instead
• Surgery Reveals Dumbass Great Dane Ate 43.5 Socks

Talented Dogs

• Golden Retriever Crushes German Shepherd in a Spaghetti-Eating Contest
• This Pomeranian Set a New World Record for Running on Two Legs
• You Think You’re a Good Dancer? Wrong. This Dog Is a Good Dancer
• Bulldog Plays Peekaboo, Everyone Wins
• Try As He Might, This Little Pug Will Never Turn Into a Motorcycle
• Sleepy Puppy Can’t Not Sing Along to His Favorite Frozen Song
• Is This a Two-Legged Puppy or a Rare Black and White Kangaroo?
  

Scared/Scary Dogs

• You Will Never Escape My Horde of Golden Hounds
• Look at These Ugly-Ass Dogs, From the World’s Ugliest Dog Contest
• Giant Mutant Spider Actually Pretty Cool Regular Dog
• Is This Dog Afraid of This Feather Because It Smells Like a Bird?
• ​Brave Puppy Destroys Fear, Cleanses World of Toxic Trepidation

Good Dogs

Just kidding, they’re all good dogs!

[Images via YouTube/Shutterstock]