A rogue elf who passed out drunk in a Target parking lot is on the naughty list this year!!!!!!!!
Cops say 23-year-old Brian Chellis put on his finest "Elf on a Shelf" costume, cranked up the music and started slamming beers inside a running van. When cops woke him up around 2 a.m., he "seemed confused as to his whereabouts" and had an open container in the car.
Then, just as a parent might relocate a real Elf on a Shelf before sunrise, Chellis too, was transported to a new location: jail.
[image via NJ.com]