Loch Ness monster experts are all a-flurry this week at the thought that they might have located the mysterious Loch Ness monster through modern technology. An image on Apple Maps, when zoomed in very tightly, reveals a gargantuan shape with fins swimming in Loch Ness.
For six months the image has been studied by experts at the Official Loch Ness Monster Fan Club, where excitement is mounting after various explanations for it were ruled out . . . leaving them to conclude it is 'likely' to be the elusive beast.
One mystery debunker and no-fun-haver says that the supposed Nessie image is actually a leftover "boat wake." But Nessie truthers claim that they've already consulted boat experts. There are a lot of experts getting involved here, all with tenuous attachment to the word "expert."