•Skeezy-haired dwarf David Spade dramatizes the Chardenade Heatherich scandal the only way he knows how: with puppets. This is actually the funniest thing Spade's been involved in since he was stun-gunned by his assistant. [CC]
• Salon finds itself unable to understand that Stephen Colbert might not have amused every single person in the world, calls out Observer's Chris Lehmann. Observer retaliates, declares war, offers $5000 for the bloody head of Cary Tennis with douchebag hat still attached. [NYO]
• When will "as lazy as a journalist" become a clich ? [Muckraked]
• Another victory for the First Amendment! A federal judge allows release of videotape showing Karrine "Superhead" Steffans doing what she does best: quadratic equations. Nah, we're just kidding, she's sucking dick. [Allhiphop]
• We're running out of cyberspace. Probably because of your huge appetite for porn. [TechWeb]
• Babyshambles singer Crackhead Pete is actually an artist. A blood artist. So he wasn't injecting that passed-out groupie at all. Sure, we'll buy it. Why would a junkie lie? [Evening Standard]
• The saga of L'Abeille Publishing: tangled, convoluted, and involving real estate. It's what Barbara Corcoran tells her kids when they want a scary bedtime story. [Absolutewrite]
• Slate teaches you how to do drugs. Surprising, Jack Shafer has no involvement. [Slate]
• Could George Lucas be a bigger dick? It says here, no. [Radosh]

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