Tired of all those AmEx advertisements featuring tennis hottie Andy Roddick, asking if we've "seen Andy's mojo?" You're not alone. Our favorite cranky copywriter has had more than enough, especially after seeing Andy's mojo as follows:

Getting his Amex card cut up at an International Male sample sale
Stealing tennis balls from Jack Russells at the Washington Square Park dog run
Buying a bottle of Thunderbird at Seward Park Liquors
At a free Tribeca art collective show eating two pieces of pizza at once
Jerking off on an F train

YES. YES WE HAVE. [copyranter]