Your personal recollections of New Haven-area douchebag^* Aleksey Veyner continue to come in. Here's our personal favorite of the afternoon:

My boyfriend is in his class at Yale and Vayner told him that he is in an underground martial arts league with Jean-Claude van Damme, who he fought. Seriously. And that these douchey antics are officially sponsored by Underarmor. AND he claims to have played Pete Sampras and though he lost 6-1, 6-1 he was "always able to hold his serve." So clearly he not only sucks at tennis, but doesn't know the rules either.

Over at Dealbreaker they've taken a trip into the man's mind; it seems frighteningly accurate. But get ready for the best part: After the jump, some screen caps from our own little douchebag's Facebook page!

The forlorn little kitty in the final frame really gets us.

^*We know, we know, but honestly? It's the mot juste.

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