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Puppies!

I found that wine rather boring.

Mommy! And boobs.

Balk, this is one day where you can ask for naked pictures of women from among the Gawker commenting community. I say, go for it.

gazungaphile.

I think I just fermented in my pants.

The designation "Languedoc" has always sounded really dirty to me.

Judging from the reddened area above the cleavage, it seems Balk's Cock contributed here too...

I'm willing to trade pictures of my cleavage for alcohol.

I used to work at a convenience store and we would spend downtime looking at the new magazines, which is where I saw the best thing ever, in Hawk: a naked girl sitting spread eagle on the floor, eating beans from the can, with a plastic spoon.

Whoops, I just made everything else irrelevant.

I'm assuming that is Julia Allison. Balk, I'll send you a pic of my furry pecs.

@Mediahoohaa: My thoughts exactly.

Actually, I was thinking I'd send over one even if he didn't ask. I'm a voyeur, what can I say?

Maybe if you ask nicely Tionna will contribute a cleavage photo or two. Although there might not be room for any alcohol in those photos.

@momo: And I'll send pics of furries. With nice pecs.

Tan lines!
I'm looking for something from the Burgundy region, myself.

The days of wine and cleavage
Laugh and run away like a child at play
Through a meadow land toward a closing door
A door marked "nevermore" that wasn't there before

The lonely night discloses just a passing breeze
Filled with memories
Of the golden smile that introduced me to
The days of wine and cleavage and you

Anyone else think that this could devolve into a full clam shot with a bottle of Barton's? And I'm not talking about BSL.

You can't go wrong with a nice bored ho.

This is the part when we all wake up next to Suzanne Pleshette, right?

Whoever decided to pair that wine with those jugs should be shot.

@ElijahPollack: Ha! It's no "jug" wine, is it?

I can squeeze my man-boobs together and pose next to a box of Franzia! In fact, I hereby threaten to do this unless someone sends me a bottle of 2000 Chateau Margaux and a busty French maid.

The boobs. The booze. The long goodbye. I haven't teared up like this in days.

@Macktruck: Nice!

I miss the Already Over feature. It was fun. (Almost Gone tag made me think of this; also, fantastic shirt/rack combo).

Where's the "Things I Like To Put In My Mouth" tag?

Ehh pasty skin..

Alex Balk can't be bothered to link any more, so it falls to me to link to Jessica Coen's last day on Gawker.
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Pictures of cats lower down the page. Coen's tirade against Joe Dolce of Star Moagazine up top. That's one of the great vents of all time, which I hope Balk will emulate.

@Macktruck: I enjoy a full-bodied bored ho with nice mouthfeel and a smooth texture.

sweater kittens

@Wrath of Farrakhan: "You should put your mouth on that."

The fact that this stupid photo could ever make me feel sentimental speaks volumes about Balk's general awesomeness.

@Nick Denton: Thanks for posting that.

Now only the wine would only come out of the breasts, World Peace would surely come.

wine/rack.

@Nick Denton: thanks for keepin the webcam in your bedroom on last night. me-ow.

@Nick Denton:
Best day ever. Thanks for the link.

Thanks for the great mammaries, Balk.

@Nick Denton: Here here! Couldn't agree more...