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And we have a winner. Ya know, if we knew you people would do this kind of thing for us, we never would have looked for another job in the first place.

5:20 PM on Fri Oct 5 2007
By balk
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ellagood at 05:26 PM on 10/05/07
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knob slip!
moff at 05:27 PM on 10/05/07
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You're inspiring a whole generation of young men to take up blogging, Balk. Or cursing them. One of those.
BrianVan at 05:27 PM on 10/05/07
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Knob Creek. Heh.

Now leave already!
Curse_of_NursePornstein at 05:28 PM on 10/05/07
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I'd top that.
collegecallgirl at 05:29 PM on 10/05/07
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Does she get some kind of golden boa?
mathnet at 05:31 PM on 10/05/07
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im in ur jon. pumpin ur lunch.
moff at 05:35 PM on 10/05/07
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This would be cooler, though, if you didn't actually know Julia in person.
$Image of I Don\'t Get It$ I Don't Get It at 05:38 PM on 10/05/07
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BONK
Clarence Rosario at 05:42 PM on 10/05/07
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OK, gang, fess up. Raise your hand (the one with the bottle in it).
GorgeousGeorge at 05:48 PM on 10/05/07
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I kind of have a thing for tan lines, so this wins purely for that reason alone. Also: boobs. Also: liquor.
PimpMyCouch at 05:49 PM on 10/05/07
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OMG. I can't believe my server didn't block this. I see nip! Two nips!
GBrown at 05:51 PM on 10/05/07
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Will miss you, Balk. With no offense to anyone else here, while they all have their own merits, but to me you, your posts, were always the best thing -- the snarkiest, the funniest -- about Gawker. And don't even get me started on how upset I'll be if you cock doesn't, at least occasionally, slip out from the covers and bunched-up crotch folding of your pants and shoot out your rapier-sharp witty comment right on this very happy (to be reading you here again) reader's face.

I look very forward to reading your trenchant writing at Radar.

P.S. Have you deactivated your profile from Facebook?
Smitros at 05:54 PM on 10/05/07
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Product placement indeed.
Jay-C at 05:59 PM on 10/05/07
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That light at the top isn't a camera flash, it's a heavenly glow (sigh)
Lizzard at 06:00 PM on 10/05/07
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You LOOKED! And here I thought they poached you and shit. I said good day sir.
SarahHeartburn at 06:30 PM on 10/05/07
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Pretty is as pretty does.
HeyThatsMyBike at 06:48 PM on 10/05/07
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Oh, Balk. Thanks for the mammaries.
NobodyLikesMe at 06:50 PM on 10/05/07
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I hope this isn't some sort of "gotcha!" trick. First Lolcait is a dude...who works there. Now I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop and read somewhere that Balk's cock is gay.
MisterHippity at 08:26 PM on 10/05/07
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Damn! Nipples and tipples!

Dude, why are you leaving this job again?
josh speed at 04:31 AM on 10/06/07
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dude, i'm a gay man and this is the best-looking image i've seen all day.
Jack Szwergold at 11:43 PM on 10/06/07
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Now that's marketing for you! Suddenly I want a cute naked lady. Oh yeah, booze.
the supergoddess at 10:00 AM on 10/07/07
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@Clarence Rosario: *raises hand, blushes, avoids eye contact* so hey - hi! I dusted off this'n here secret commenter decoder ring to fess up… sorry gang, I tried my darnest, but I guess he's really gone. If anyone needs me I'll be on my couch, weeping into the decorative pillows.

kisses & bourbon!