• McCarren Park is dank and devoid of any shred of cleanliness. The bathrooms are pretty horrendous, too. [newyorkshitty]
• The people of Brooklyn have rediscovered Catholicism and...wait. Our bad. It's just a subway station cleverly disguised as a church. [No, a door is not a Duncan.]
• Heed warning, women of the East Village. At 3 A.M., this man is out and looking to prey on you. [East Village Idiot]
• "I feel a sharp pain in my finger, a slicing sensation." Because, you know, shit like that tends to happen when you carry razors around in your bag. [Drunk and Single in NYCM]

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