I'm going to start taking my lunch at that Chase branch. I'll pack a nice brisket sandwich, some matzoh ball soup, sour pickles, then pull up a customer service chair and dive in.

"Sir Homeless Vag McPoolocks" from the Japanther story is the best discription for white dreadlocked guys.

I think "puntabulous" just killed the internet. I don't think I've ever seen anything so hideously lame. To think that it's been cached forever in Google's digital archive makes me want to force my mouse up my butt and delete my hard drive by farting hard.

Cap sleeves tread a fine line between "bicep-defining" and "Ren faire." I tend to think Trybecca's shirt is treading the wrong side of that line, but she rocks it regardless.

I'm 95% certain that I know Sir Homeless Vag McPoolocks. It's too bad the author didn't get to see him perform - an experience that at one time involved him slapping a guitar, jumping up and down, while wearing nothing but a penis pump.

@HellKatonWheelz: Yeah, too bad I didn't get to see that. Really sounds like something to write home about (if my home was a squat house in Portland, filled with bed bugs and rich, white anarcho kids making paper mache G.W. Bush heads to light on fire).