By balk

Feb 20, 2007 5:20 PM

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Blogorrhea NYC: Three Black Men Hail A Cab

The Assimilated Negro has a night out, featuring TAN2 and TAN 3! It's sort of (totally) uneventful, but at least they met some super fine ladies and got some phone numbers... psych! [TAN]
Blog Contest Alert! Readers must guess how much time Rue McClanahan will spend in the bathroom! Wait, are we timing from entering the stall to exiting the stall? Or unzip to flush? Or from start to wipe? In any case, put us down for a minute, thirty six. [trybecca]
Duh, rich Wall Street types do blow, but they also have power lunches at Waikiki Wally's?! Who knew? [the art of capping]
Yes, little girls are getting sluttier and sluttier, but now that Britney's shaved her head maybe the trend will be reversed and they'll be getting Sineadier and Sineadier? [forksplit]

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