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Oh, The Things We'll Never Do!

  • If you can't avoid Times Square, the only thing to do while in NeonPanicLand is drink tons. [lost city ny]
  • Capoeira makes white people look bad. [brooklyn record]
  • If you leave a bag unattended even for a half a minute, it is a signal that you want to get your stuff stolen. [meta mirror]

  • 2:15 PM on Fri May 4 2007
    By balk
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    • meta mirror is just terrible. blogorrhea posting is really the most thankless task for you gawker kids, poor dears.

    • What's worse: having $40 stolen or entering the dress room after some junkie just had explosive diarrhea? There's a reason these places retain "bargains."

      But on a more serious note, why do homeless people steal? It's like they have nothing better to do. Oh, wait...

    • Image of ellagood ellagood at 04:34 PM on 05/04/07 *

      i would thank them if they linked to mine more.

      with cookies. PEANUT BUTTER cookies...mmmmm

    • Image of Cheap Shot Cheap Shot at 05:06 PM on 05/04/07 *

      I work in a building that hosts a Capoeira event all the time. It's a perfect place for white people to get deep and spiritual. (containg laughter).

    • Agreed. There are much better blogs out there.

    • Everyone also knows the blogs of sane people only have a single, interesting page...........Which is why I still check crazy Eric Shaeffer's blog every once in a while! Uh. He's flying a girl to Mexico for a second date which will consist of a week of fucking? How romantic! Oh! He calls her his "possible new wife". Doubly romantic. Shingles is actually caused by a variant of the Herpes virus? How informative!

      I'm so creeped out I'm going to go BATHE IN A BATH OF SPIDERS TO FEEL NORMAL AGAIN.

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