Re: No. 5.

Whatever, hipster fucktards, call me when you can say you saw VHS or Beta in a church basement. Which I have. You haven't. Therefore I am more "indie" than you.

My chartreuse Lands' End cashmere twin set and I laugh at your posertude.

I feel like I've seen this edition of BSL before. Or maybe I've seen one so I've seen them all. Either way, please excuse me while I go gouge out my eyeballs with a rusty spoon.

I'm from Nevada. Only a four hour car ride from San Francisco...but...I'm afraid.

#7: I think there's a splash of HPV in there, too.

#1 Claire Danes and Marilyn Manson make such a cute couple!

#8 is arousing me, and I don't like it one bit.

RE: #1

This is exactly what I fear when I see mannequins in store windows...

#2: I didn't know Douglas was into that.

#8 boring...mindlessly...boring.

#9: While it's true that I would happily smack the smirks off these two twerps and all, I have to admit it is a little refreshing to not be blinded by a set of Audrina-grade super-bleached chompers. My retinas can't take that shit anymore.

#3: How bad does this dude smell? Think someone shitting into a bag a Doritos, then stirring that mixture into a month-old KFC Chicken Bowl, and finally microwaving the lot of it.

#7 I found her cousin crystal meth. She was in the other room hiding from the dragon.

[www.lastnightsparty.com]

#1 When you're pants are so low that your cha cha is showing, your "fanny" is no longer involved, thus it is called a pink pussy pack.

HAHAHAHAHAHA-ha. I'm glad I'm old...

er. Old-er.

#8 Wait... is the perverted evil black Willie Wonka Last Night's Party guy so gay that he thinks this is sexy simply because it's a teenage girl licking a frozen phallic treat? Or possibly he's just so retardedly stupid that he that easily pleased. I'm just thinking as I type. Ignore me...

Doucheylocks? Tardmongers? Urban Outfiteers? You are on fire today. Seriously, I totally want to Boswell your Johnson right now.

#8 Come on, now your making fun of some kids Bar Mitzvah pictures. This had gone to far. And why were their no cobra pictures of the cake cutting or the Torah portion earlier in the evening?

I meant #9

Urbanoutfitteers? OMG, I'm using that in a sentence at the earliest opportunity.

#8: So unsexy that it made me a little gay.

#2: "De plane, de plane!"

#5 - You forgot to mention that those are "home made" tattoos.

I like my douchebaggery accurately reported, Alex Blagg.

@Princess Sparkle Pony: In Toronto, they're opening an Urban Outfitters right next to the American Apparel on Queen St W. The AArmy is being with outfitted with kneesock uniforms to defend themselves, and the rest of us just look on, chuckling contentedly.

I think this calls for a look back at some classic popsicle-lickers of yore: [www.youtube.com]

#2 - Raiders: The Adaption, the "Disneyland" scene from Apocalypse Now, and cocaine just had a baby and named it Hiptard.

#2 is every reason i don't want to do coke all in one video.

#8 does online porn, so this makes sense. And as another Vegas native I can totally attest that the closeness of the hipster nation makes me fearful.

I think the little Urban Outfiteers (LOVE that!) drew those "tattoos" on themselves with fine point Sharpies.

After all, holiday break is coming up soon and if the ink doesn't wear off by then, Mom is gonna be pissed!

um, did anyone else see this under #6? [www.thecobrasnake.com]

what IS that? it's like she-gollum or something. i want to throw garlic at it.

maybe in the form of garlic bread for added calories.

#9- don't be fooled by the kanye glasses Blagg. They are clearly going for a more obscure pop culture reference here

At the risk of a double post...

don't be fooled by the glasses in #9 Blagg... the isn't Kayne West

fuck. double comment. where's the delete button?

#5: That looks just like the tattoo I got when I was 15, and drunk, and had a safety pin and some india ink.

#8: I just hope this girl got paid.

@collegecallgirl: Just sent you a digital camera and a box of Popsicles. Will pay per hour, per 'sicle, or give you a cut of domestic film rights.

Please film the the first half with a giddy, drunk expression, like you're not really into Popsicles but are increasingly fascinated by them as you work through the box.

Then turn the lights down and pretend you are not allowed to eat Popsicles and are afraid of getting caught. Fidget and look over your shoulder a lot. Then, when you get to the last one, scream "Daddy, no!" and throw your arms up in a defensive motion, "accidentally" shutting off the cam.

Thanks in advance.

I really miss the 'Shapes

In the #2 video, on the floor near the end, there's a pillow case from Kohl's. I know because I have it. And now I will burn it because I will forever associate it with "the weird Asian guy all tied up with electrical tape."
I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight.

@elizamulcahy: You, chubby Asian dude in electrical tape, and my grandmother. Which is obviously the answer to the question, "who are three people who've never been in my kitchen?"

those tattoos are clearly prison tattoos. i am so joining the hipster gang when i get locked up.