#10 I always defend jerenmy scott against his critics but there's no positive way to spin this one

#2 my friend told me about these japanese magazines with school girls eating ice cream. LNP's version is less good

#2: why is it that the NSFW ones never have NSFW tags, and never explicitly say anything about the nature of the photos, and yet I know as soon as I click them I am going to regret it and have to click the back button immediately?

These pictures remind me of the bus I had to ride home from school across the county that stopped at the "mentally handicapped education" center.
Children: Please re-read sections 14-32 regarding irony and contrast. If it's 100% stupid, it's just 100% stupid. There is no irony.

I think I went to High school with #1, but I didn't really know him because all of the LD kids were kept on the first floor...

#2: while old Watermelon Nips there is probably the most repugnant thing I've seen in a bit, I wonder if it trumps hitting the Metropolitan L stop and encountering four -- yes four -- ironic, curly mustaches within two minutes.

I just wanna bag all these tards up and drop them in the middle of Baghdad.

I'd just like to chime in with the observation that as often as things go hilariously, horribly, horribly wrong in the world of BSL:

sometimes , fun people just look fucking awesome !

10. i kept trying to look for the hidden picture in mushroom top's shirt.
9. looks like the love child of screech and AC slater is finally all growns up!
8. oh yeahhh! new flavor, blue zebra jungle splash!
7. for the maraschino on top, she'll be getting neon-glow-in-the-dark rubber bands during her next trip to the 'dontist...
6. ...she later woke up and didn't know where she had been or how she got there in the last place...and realised it was because she'd been blinded by those crooked bangs.
5. gratuitous faux hipster nudity gets a little worn like the knees on a hookers leather pants
4. "hey Tiiina, are you thinking what I'm thinking?!" "Double your pleasure, double your fun, with Doublemint, Doublemint, chewing gum!"
3. "linoleeeummmmm....supports my head, gives me something to believe....."
2. would you rather a) see watermelon stuffed in that chubber's mouth until she can't breath, or b) bronques' long focal length landscape lense?
1. Ohh that's just Marshall Mathers starring in the off-broadway production of Evil Dead...

#1 is wearing a Fort Worth Convention and Visitors Bureau bandana. My hometown's eyes just bled a little in its mouth.

my at work web filter won't let me on to last night's party. websense, you're the greatest!

was that blakeley with the watermelon in number 2?

("reply to this comment" function seems to have the day off, so I'll do it lo-tech)
@Pope John Peeps II: Zzzzzz.

@humberthumbert: You clearly haven't learned anything from yesterday's firings, have you? Well best of luck.

I'm a girl and I can't say I blame you on #2; but I can't say I'll miss you either.

I predict that the next hot trend in she-hipster fashion will be hair curlers. It's a hunch I'm willing to put money on.

#2: Actual size. I'm praying.

Week after week, I try to look away but I am drawn as a moth to a flame. My only solace is I am not Alex Blagg, forced to troll those hipster photo sites in search of these hideous peoples' pictures.

Is 'More Poutine' supposed to be a knock on Québecois Francophones, because lemme tell you, they are not being ironic. Day Glo. Jester hats. Medieval armour. They're dead. Fucking. Serious.

@zagreb: These kids have been trending pretty hard on the 80s, but they have already burned through neon, shoulder pads, acid washed, and even slap bracelets. The only thing I haven't seen in great abundance yet is Hypercolor shirts.

I fear they might have to move on to the early 90s, so maybe Devore silks, lycra, pashmina is right around the corner.

But what happens when they run out of trends to mock in their mock irony, and actually have to start a look completely their own? That could be the saddest day of all, as their world implodes when they realize not having fork and only spoons is not ironic, but actually extremely unfortunate, like how all these pictures will be forever stored in the cache files of pop history.

@janine: Just to clarify, what was written wasn't any less genteel than what was written about....

Also, are you checking hall passes? I'll be sure to get back to class before you jump out of your pocket proctector...

Is it weird that when I look at these tragic photos, I imagine their parents gazing at their little children, dreaming of their bright future?

Really, BSL is a PSA for birth control.

@Darienlake:

Oh, I get it! The reason you're so cynically jaded and boring when you write is because you sleep while you type! You should have a doctor look at that. My dad had the sleep apnea once, and he was tired and cranky all the time. Now he's got a machine that blows air into his nose while he sleeps. You should get one. THE MORE YOU KNOW !

#1: This reminds of the rose petal scene from American Beauty gone horribly, horribly awry.

@humberthumbert: I'm just waving a hankie to you, just in case! Bon voyage!

#8 is in one of the most ridiculous bands working today, Gravy Train!!!!(yes, four exclamation points!) She goes by the name of Chunx and sings songs about becoming pregnant via sex with hamburgers. I am not making this up.

10. God damn. It looks like someone raided the "free" box at the local Salvation Army. I bet you that the mongoloid on the left smells like and onion/sausage sandwhich while the one on the left can't smell because the drugs have dissolved his sweat glands. Or could this just be some really killer progeria from a kindergarten in the backwoods of New Hampshire?

@Pope John Peeps II: Oh for Christ's sake. Is that you, my easily-bruised third grade self?

My point is this: who here gives a shit about "fun people look[ing] awesome?"

Last time I checked we weren't Lauren Conrad's photo-researching colleagues at Teen Vogue.

2. Oh, and to the watermelon beast... i would love to see what carnage you'd unleash at the local "vegan" buffet. maybe you should switch to a watermelon diet. Also, do you like the name Cherry? Or cherry ice cream? I think i have seen you in a Harmony Korine movie.

wwwaaahhhhhh... all you all need to quit raining on the blue states lose, if you don't like what is said, don't look at this site. These people ask for it and i find it highly amusing. I see this shit every day, i live in Providence, home of RISD, these cweefs need a good heckling.

i got the mongoloids backwards, looking at them is making me go retard.@SkullHole:

#2 does wonders for my body issues. Not only do I feel uncommonly beautiful, but now I am pretty sure I will never be able to eat again without visions of glistening split melons dancing through my brain.

As a huge fan of Eyes Wide Shut who's watched it MANY times, but still can't quite understand it, I think a hipster angle might help it make a little more sense. I mean, businessmen dressing up in cloaks and screwing chicks with sagging boobs? WTF? Hipsters doing it? I'd buy that ...

#2 "NSFL" would have also been an appropriate tag for this as well, but on several different levels.

I just choked and died on my own vomit. thanks #2.

@Darienlake:
@Pope John Peeps II: i am all for link 2, fun people looking awesome, but links 1 and 3 seem to be pretty girls looking kind of boring.

@SkullHole: #10 is wearing one of his own designs most likely inspired by a trip to a salvation army, but definitely not from one, oh and I believe the correct spelling is "queef"

#2 - I only just realized that there is actually some watermelon INSIDE her panties.

God, I need to go shower now.

Such vast disappointment! I was led to believe I'd see BANANA-clad hipster zombies. Damn you and your consonants!

#5: nice of him to be responsible and get one of those hot new colored briefs in time for the party. (single?)

you just KNOW that #8 is all "I got it because it's so meta- my tattoo has a tattoo! On the same arm I do! It's like one of those magic mirror things!" every damn time someone idly asks about her awful, tacky tattoo.

#2 -- scroll forward, and you get the privledge of seeing a lesbo makeout session between #2 and a young boy in a crack den.

and i think braces actually is a kid. She plays hide & seek and never has a drink in hand.

#5: The guy on top totally passed out 45 minutes ago and got propped up there for photo (and whatever came after the photo). A tough break to be sure, but don't pass out first wearing pink panties.

#7: A kid.

#1: Sparks, Spree and speed can sustain the body only so long. "Entropy, it's matter of course ..."

BSL always brings to mind Devo.