I'm olds. Wasn't it bad enough being poors? And #10 looks like Tara Reid's youngers sister. Or should I say steak Taratars?

Todays Blue States Lose is making me feel stabby.

isn't #5 casey spooner?

Unrelated, but are we ever going to get a post explaining all the crazy new commenting features like friending and feedback and whathaveyous?

No. 10: Jen Aniston?

No. 3: Someone didn't read the directions on how a Cleveland Steamer words.

#2 plus the commentary made me spit Mr. Pibb all over my desk.

That's right, Mr. Pibb, M Effers.

#7: Yeah, well wait to you see the John Fitzgerald Page knockoff. As modeled by John Fitzgerald Page.

@JackieTreehorn: Works. How a Cleveland Steam works. Damn your fingers, Jackie.

@KarenUhOh: "till." Christ.

@xhack: What's your secret? Mr. Pibb always spits at me.

Is #7 Chris Crocker? If so, ew. If not, ew.

Halston would so not approve.

Oh good god, chickie at the right of #6 is 'feeling the bass' or whatever it is people are doing when they wave their forearm up and down (aside from jerking off)

Don't know why, but #2 is the funniest, to me. What an eejit! She put her pants on her head!

You'd think Bronques would have an awesome job, but how he doesn't go home at night (at morning?) and pour bleach all over his eyes is beyond me...

#10 is #2's stylist -- she walks around with those scissors and offers to help the little hiptards cut up whatever they're wearing.
Or she stabs people.
Either way, matters not...

Thank gawd I didn't eBay those legging yet.

After scrolling through the entire index of lastnights party's "style wars" I have to say...

I think the Christian Right is onto something.

It's kind of cute how in #6 the girls are waving their hands in the air like they just don't care. Somehow, I always end up caring. :(

So glad I'm old and don't have to share air with those retards. I can't stop looking at Lydia Hearst in #3,
she's like an alien!

#10 - When you're the younger sister of a celebrity, in this case Ginnifer Aniston, Jennifer's youngest, boxing gloves and a pair of scissors leading to a B will do just fine...absolutely fine, folks.

To quote the genius that is Rodney Dangerfield, everyone in those pictures could be " the poster child for birth control".

And something tells me that the douchetard in #5 has read Mystery's book repeatedly to learn how to be a "master pick up artist".

@Cheap Shot:

Most models kind of look like aliens in real life.

You just want to shake #3 and yell "How can you be so fat?!" and then sit back w/ a bowl of popcorn and just watch her desperately whip out a scalpel to remove what little is left of herself. . . oops, sorry, that's mean! I meant to say, "Bitch, eat, wouldja?!"

@kathotdog: -ier than usual.

@NYCF: Then she incessantly combs her hair, repeating "Must be pretty" over and over again.

@messica: Don't hate!

Chris Crocker has gone from living in the basement of his grandparent's house in Tennessee to winning every single John Cameron Mitchell/Hedwig look-a-like contest on the eastern seaboard and hasn't let it go to his platinum, 19 year old head.

At least he has the sense to only be photographed with clear alcoholic mixed drinks that kinda look like ice water/sprite or not drink at all.

Wow, #10 is, dare I say it, actually...attractive?

In all the long months of looking at the jacktards here at BSL, I was beginning to lose hope that there were any attractive people at all in the younger generation. Well, except for the ones greeting me at the door of Abercrombie.

Not that I'm super-good looking myself. But I at least try to not put cow vomit in my hair and then roll around in gravel before going outside. I have standards.

What the hell is going on with #1's nipples?

#3: "Derelicte", anyone?

According to downtown legend, he has sex with rainbows, never sleeps and only eats disco balls.

-------------
Nope, the description was stolen from Jeremy Clarkson and is for the The Stig, not the guy in #4. Unless he is The Stig. Then whoa!

@Truculent:

they are not friends.

And shouldn't your username be:
"Shut up, you truculent lout, and let the cute little pixie sing!" as a reference to Brix Smith's time in the Fall?

I find #1 to be a bit sinister.

I think all "Blue States Lose" entries should have an appropiate Coleridge reference as an introduction, as you did recently.

That way -- I will feel edified... even when I'm looking at This?

Oh -- there's a missing 'r'.

Damn... you see it!

#10 is kind of a knockout.

What?

so people are still doing don hills but its just not the same since misshapes left??

@Clarence Rosario:
LOL. (Why am I laughing?)

#8 OMG how did you get Leotard's yearbook picture? It is his yearbook picture, right? Because it positively reeks of seventeen-year-old suburban Mississauga kids blowing cheap coke off the toilets between class while listening to Le Shok on their pink ipods and pontificating ideals such as "Fuck, man. Canada is so fucking gay. But like not in a chic way. We will fucking rock LA someday," and as a Torontonian I would consider myself an expert on hipster douchebag classification, so don't even try to deny it. Seriously though, going out and finding that shit now that MisShapes is gone is the epitome of journalistic dedication. Well played, Blagg. Well played.

And should he e-mail you with a bribe to blow you for taking it down, I don't hate to say I told you so.

Congratulations, JazzerciseVirginCumShots.com is available!

Thanks Blue States Lose!