"As a 39-year-old fiction writer, you can imagine how much time I spend fretting about the plight of under 35-year-old fiction writers," 'Homeland' author Sam Lipsyte said in his introduction to last night's '5 Under 35' event, hosted by the National Book Foundation, which will dole out National Book Awards later this week. When the laughter died down, though, Sam backpedaled: "Actually, though, I don't think things are so good for anyone right now—except the few who don't deserve it." Of course, those few were all that any of the assembled crowd of young and young-ish editors wanted to talk about.
The smokers outside the party were all buzzing about the hot auction that's going on right now—pugnacious little literary agent David Black is selling a book called something like 'The Last Lecture,' by a professor who's dying of pancreatic cancer. Bidding is already up to $6.5 million, but no one really understands why: The book doesn't even have a dog or a cat in it!
Also, the author is going to die, and as one scout put it, "He's already done Oprah. What, the co-writer is going to get back on Oprah?"
Earlier, some decidedly under-35ish ladies had informed that swollen crowd at Tribeca Cinemas, who'd been drinking frantically as soon as the open bar began at 6:30, that the night's event was designed "to allow more people to celebrate the National Book Awards." However, many of the young editors I talked to will be attending those, too, though few seemed enthusiastic.
"They are notoriously long and excruciating," one editor said.
"I'm not, but I wish I was going to the afterparty," Norton associate editor Tom Mayer said. "My friend [New York mag books editor Boris Kachka] always goes dancing with Jonathan Lethem afterwards."
It was the kind of party where people were namedropping Boris Kachka.
Sam Lipsyte concluded his remarks by impressing the crowd that we must "con our younger writers into thinking their efforts will continue to be encouraged," and then the reading began. The crowd had no choice but to encourage the writers' efforts: The podium blocked the only exit.
Dinaw Mengestu, whose first novel was published to acclaim by Riverhead, read an excerpt that took place in a bar. It seemed appropriate to his and the audience's level of inebriation. And Asali Solomon read a laugh-out-loud funny story from her book 'Get Down,' told from the perspective of a fat boy. In introducing her, Jennifer Egan had said that reading Asali's book had reminded her that, when you really like a book, it's "almost a chemical thing." That also seemed true.







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I was there. None of them were even "author hot."
Man. There really are horrible people behind everything I love.
the actual "last lecture."
[video.google.com]
pretty powerful if you've never seen it.
Have you seen Sam Lipsyte?
[www.columbia.edu]
Not an attractive fellow. This 5 under 35 needn't worry too much about publishing... 'Dinaw Mengestu,' 'Asali Solomon,' will be sure to snap up all the ethnically trendy writing prizes and fellowships, especially now that they have such edgy sanctioning
I'm too busy to read the writeup. Could someone please just summarize what exactly Jaleel White did last night?
Things have always sucked for most authors, translators, editors, typesetters. The people who actually work on books. And authors have always bitched about that fact to anyone who'll listen.
It is not much different now. Some books get published and earn heaping piles of money, some don't.
So what I'm saying is that my perception is that things haven't gotten worse, they've never been that great to begin with. I don't think that we need to con anyone into anything, history shows that people do it anyway.
{That said, I wish there were more venues for short fiction, other than ones that Joan Didion has already been published in.}
Let's face it--Sam Lipsyte is the greatest American writer under the age of forty, and he is better than all but a handful who are over forty. He should rule the world.
@reluctantentity: Do you read much short fiction? I used always say that I wished there were more venues for it and then I realized that I hated short fiction...
Sometimes when one makes fun of newspapers and magazines, they still come out sounding worthwhile. Books never, ever do.
@GayatriSpivak: Hah! Definitely not as much as I used to. But I love McSweeny's and I hang onto issues of Granta like they're money. I would probably read more of "The Best Short Stories" if it was not titled that.
Authors who wrote books for which we need a book about to be able talk about books we didn't read...?...
But what happened when Drizzt Do'Urden showed up and flashed his scimitars?
@reluctantentity: But do you walk around with a copy of Granta in your backpocket? Because that would be really douchey.
@SisterStevie: he was told to pull his pants back up
@inthestiz: Doula.
But they got the alcoholism thing down pat.
as a writer, I feel like the people who used to not read my stuff were a much better class of people than those who are currently not reading my stuff.
Just the message to send to these young writers - that they need to get the big C in a terminal way before they can make some real money. (And since they aren't insured their next-of-kin or next-at-Kinko's will get just enough change to take the bus to Mineola.)
Before I forget - Sam Lipsyte is a funny writer. And his dad, those senescent columns aside, once wrote one of our better nonfiction books - "SportsWorld."
I don't know if the photo is of Dinaw Mengestu. But whoever he is, he looks like a less cute but somehow friendlier Justin. What old hag wouldn't want to be his Kelly? I think if his writing doesn't take off, he's got a good future in PA'ing. Just picture an employer tossing a yoga stick this way. He'd pick it up and politely say, "Would you happen to need this, sir/madam/allegedly-brain-tumor-riddled-harpy, before I bury it deep within your cerebellum?"
(Or, if it was a shillaleigh, he'd say, "Sure now, sar/ma'am/allegedly-brain-tumor-riddled-banshee, would you be needin' this afore I smash your noggin wi'it an' kiss th'Holy Fadder's ring?"
At this point, in days of old, Mailer would come in with one of his "black Irish" jokes. No more. Please come back, Norman. We promise to laugh this time.)
@reluctantentity: So, is the Gawker book making heaping piles of money yet?
Dinaw Mengestu?
@GayatriSpivak: But grrr, Ben Marcus...
@Sayser: No. I read it on the subway and hold it up in front of my face, and cough so that people notice. Then I puff on my pipe, in between stories, and chuckle to myself after muttering a limirick in french. It drives the morning commuters crazy.
He looks awful young to be the assassin of Haile Selassie and the former (deceased) dictator of Ethiopia.
And what are these "books" you speak of?
@BalknChain: Ah well, there's always tonight. There'll be some big egos w/ their scimitars out at the New School reading.
@reluctantentity: I do the same thing, but with Son of Madlibs.
@reluctantentity: Brilliant! I was kidding, by the way.
@Clevertrousers: I do it with Penthouse Letters.
"Ken, Lonny, l'd like you to meet Mohammet Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton. Grab a seat and make yourselves at home. Don't be shy about helping yourselves to punch and cookies."
@Coldouglas: Everything you say is true, except the cancer professor getting the 6 mil doesn't bother me one iota. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS GUY? He is around 40, with 3 little kids, he's done some great/amazing work in the world of academia and computer graphics and when he's told he has about 3 months to live and is probably going to die an extremely painful death he decides to turn it into a positive thing. This is one of the few recent decisions in publishing involving huge advances that actually makes you proud of the publishers.
A few years ago, Dinaw and I were hired at the same time to do some income-supplementing textbook writing. I still rely on that job. I'm pretty sure he doesn't. Sigh.
Oh, please. Most really talented writers don't publish their first books until they're at least 35 anyway.
[Turns head and coughs surreptitiously.]
okes-dokes, i'm not real good at teh grammarz neither, but shouldn't that read "You can imagine how much time I, a 39 year-old fiction writer, spend fretting about the plight of the under 35 year-old fiction writer"?
see how i putz teh ?z mark? i knowz, i iz stupidz, but, stillz ...
but, stillz, himz is a writer. i'z jes read bookz.
I will be on the list next year...
@Ms.Smalls: Yes you will, Ms. T. Yes you will...
@suzyO: That is a dangling construction, indeed.
Ugh, I never saw so many drooling MFA students in my life. And the 5 Under 35 were neither attractive nor young. Three glasses of wine later, I still felt ashamed for the sorry state of contemporary fiction.
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