If you were out on Saturday night and saw the bright star shining in the north half of the sky you're already aware that the long-prophesized birth of the Brangelina baby has come to pass. Little Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt has "brown hair like her mother and the nose of her father," and the ability to heal lepers with a simple gaze. Creepy Jolie incest-rumor-spawning sibling James Haven was apparently there for the birth, which took place via Caesarean section. Because baby or no, you don't fuck up a million dollar vagina.

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