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    If you're actively rooting for the death of culture, we've got some good news: Perez Hilton's post-VMA special "What Perez Says" did major numbers among the 18-49 set, improving VH1's performance with that demographic by 112% this quarter. Excuse us while we go gain a shitload of weight and start doodling on celebrity pictures: We want in, bitches!