By Choire, 10:50 AM on Tue Dec 18 2007, 6,252 views (Edit, to draft, un-top, Slurp)

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Dear all dudes who work at Goldman Sachs: We're in. Let's roll. Seriously, if you're taking home $600K (on average) for Christmas, we are all willing to stay home and tend the plants on the terrace and make you dinner and we don't really care if you're a schlub who thinks therapy is for wusses and you have five asthmatic dachshunds and self-loathing. Fine! Yes you, Steven Schukei, 30, VP of technology—you win New York!

Goldman success brings unwanted attention [Reuters] [Photo: AP/Bebeto Matthews]