I protest! This is far too "gettable" and actually funny to be faux New Yorker.

A five pointed starfish? Oy, a schande!

But wow, this one is really good.

This gave me a haddock.

Even more so than with the bivalve one, you could just leave the caption off this one. Their faces say it all.

The palm tree cannot wait to see what the rabbi does.

@gonzosmom: Yeah, like someone gave me a conch on the noggin.

Did Bivalve Curious actually pencil in the those waves before bringing in the big Sharpie guns?

This week on "Holocaust Survivor. . ."

"Reform Judaism is looking pretty good about now."

@mathnet: Oh, I love that show. But last season was so short. Treblinka and you missed it.

@LolCait: Good God. Are you guys collaborating on these before posting?

@LolCait: Not short enough for me though. Oy, the heat on those two pigs. Auschwitz, schwitz, schwitz.

alright, I'm out of here. I need a drink. I'm tired of being Sobibor.

@mathnet: Must you always complain? I think they just need an Israeli flag or something Terezinstadt tree there.

@LolCait: SOMEthing. The Tribe, and the stench, have spoken.

@mathnet: Quit Abrahamming it up. I'm sick of your pork-barrel politicking!

You would all be going to hell if jews believed in it.

@BaconCat: As would you be, BaconCat.

@BaconCat: Sadly true. But really, this is just for kishkas.

Okay, I'm auf! Haifa a great weekend everybody.

xo

@LolCait: You're leaving me out here with Colonel Mustard? Fuck Jews.

@Colonel Mustard: I'm sorry, Colonel. Torah good sport.

@LolCait: You too, you've earned it. Can't wait to see how that Gehenna rinse turns out!

@mathnet: My blood is moheling, now. I'm rabbinic with anger!

@mathnet: Must you drag the Jews through Talmud that way?

OK, OK. Everybody kiss and Maccabee up.

@Colonel Mustard: Suck it. GET IT?!

@MadameEducatrix: Chaim just kidding.

Potok about sensitive.

@grandmoffbastard: It's a schmear campaign!

My temples. I'm still experiencing the After Effects of viewing your 'Toos photo.

@mathnet: Asher, Lev me alone, will ya?

@MadameEducatrix: Things are getting Elizabeth heated.

@mathnet: After Effects? You mean "refractory period"?

@mathnet: I see what you did there, and it's brilliant.

@MadameEducatrix: Gimel a break! You've got a latke nerve asking for special treatment.

You know what brings us all together? CURLS! We wanna have pun.

Silly rabbi, pigs aren't for yids.

@Colonel Mustard: Look, Mustard, you go your way, and I'll golem-ine

but why is sideshow bob so tall?

Yikes!

"i came this close to becoming a dish of tong po pork at this joint in chinatown.'

"No shit, you're Amish? I thought. . .Hey! Let me wear your hat and I'll make us a great seafood sausage."

@Aatom:

Oh, stop being such a pain in the Maideneck!

@mathnet: The palm tree had better stop being so g-ddamn smug, or it's going to find itself in a heart of palm salad.

@Seeräuber Jenny: Hey Jenny! Totally off topic, but Ute Lemper sang your song last Tuesday night at Spiegeltent. I thought of you.

The punning may resume.

@MadameEducatrix:

Hoppla! :-)

I like Ute Lemper's version, but prefer those by Gisela May and Lotte Lenya.

Below is my favorite Ute Lemper album. It's a collection of German cabaret songs, many of which were suppressed by the Nazis:

[www.amazon.com]

There's an English-language version, which I also own, but I don't see it right now.

I think I will try to see the Spiegeltent show.

@Seeräuber Jenny: Got it. Excellent album.