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Britney Rocks Britain With Decadent Sex Parties
Britney is planning the "filthiest aftershow party" to ever hit the UK, Lady Gaga wants to bang all the Jonas Brothers at the same time, Lindsay Lohan is seeking to enter fashion as a "creative consultant," and the Susan Boyle crazy breakdown story gets even sadder. More »
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Comment by momof3wildkids: Does anyone here actually believe that the first time the Jonas Brothers will have their cherries popped will be on... 9 Responses | Other threads
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sad things
Sexiness And A Sex Position Couldn't Save Lipstick Jungle And My Own Worst Enemy
Sad news for those who are fans of people who were famous about eighteen years ago. NBC has canceled Christian Slater's new spy-with-dual-personalities show My Own Worst Enemy and Brooke Sheilds' the-world-is-a-cold-dead-place lady drama Lipstick Jungle. The latter was something of a miraculous holdover from last year, while Slater's show sputtered and died after only four episodes. This is bad news for the struggling NBC, which had pinned high hopes on Enemy, launching a rather enormous ad campaign. At least the show had one cultural zeitgeist moment before it died. And it had to do with sex! More »
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Comment by Meg: Yes, I'm sure a technique named after a small, exceptionally fast bird, that hovers without contact, save for its long,... 3 Responses | Other threads
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patrick dempsey
1988 Oscars Number Held In Suspicion Of Multiple Career Killings
A recently unearthed artifact from 1988 offers a mass celebrity humiliation on a scale so staggering, the mind quite simply reels. The setting was that year's Academy Awards ceremony—and what better way to celebrate the most glamorous evening in entertainment that with a nine-minute-long musical number peopled by Hollywood's "brightest young stars," in which they express through singing, dancing, fencing, and moonwalking their, um, desire to become a "super duper pooper scooper" Oscar winner. More » -
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch: Neil Patrick Harris, Sweatin' To The Oldies
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our millions of Defamer operatives. We'd like to remind you that this feature is powered by you, so if you want to see more installments of PrivacyWatch, then all you've got to do is to send us your sightings. Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line so we don't lose them) and tell everyone about the time you saw NPH getting all sweaty during a workout. More » -
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The Top Five Celebrity Cocaine Mistakes
If you're famous, and you want to do cocaine (or smoke crack), our best advice is: don't do it, because you're a role model. Ha ha. But seriously, hopeless crackhead celebrities; if you're going to do it at least don't be an idiot. Coke is hardly even frowned upon in Hollywood, but getting busted while acting like a maniac can seriously impair your image and earning ability in middle America. So learn from your more unfortunate peers' mistakes; after the jump, five cases of cocaine-fuelled idiocy, and how not to reproduce them.
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Yo, Paramount: That 'Heavy Metal' Remake Better Be In 3-D
· Because our lust for all things Richard Corben knows no bounds, and in particular the fantasy-art giant's prodigiously beschlonged signature hero Den, news that the inimitable David Fincher is overseeing Paramount's Heavy Metal remake is being met with a great deal of (solo) high-fiving around Defamer HQ. [Variety] More » -
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Sean Penn Enjoys Smooth Taste Of His Preferred Brand Of Cigarette Outside Beverly Hills Hotel
PrivacyWatch celebrity sightings are submitted by our readers, and are posted several times a week, so put down that hamburger and/or baby in desperate need of changing, and send them in! Submit yours to tips[AT]defamer.com (please put "sighting" or "PrivacyWatch" in the subject line) and tell everyone about the time you spotted Paris Hilton training for her upcoming incarceration by forcing herself to spend 15 minutes in a book store.
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So Maybe Christian Slater Has A Secret Love Child
We loved this funny postcard sent to PostSecret, the website where anonymous folks send their most private thoughts. Our money was totally on Ryan Seacrest as the baby daddy. Until we went to save the image and found that the name of the file was christian.jpg. Seriously, they should just call it "Post." More »
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By gawkternComment by Schadenfrau: Let the man have his drink- at least this doesn't involve a Dirty Sanchez. more » | Other threads
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More Hollywood-Related Valentine's Day Fun
Unfortunately, See's Candies doesn't have a product that can adequately express a grab-assin' bad-boy's burning desire to engage his former partner in an ugly custody battle. More » -
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Hollywood PrivacyWatch Special Edition: Christian Slater, Movie Pirate
If the movie studios could somehow reproduce for a mass market the common Los Angeles-area experience of attending the local multiplex in the presence of our favorite celebrities, perhaps the inevitable, lonely backslide into a DVD-based home-viewing reality could be forestalled even longer. Over the weekend, a reader delighted in the antics of one Christian Slater, an actor most recently seen tumbling ass-over-widow's-peak off a roof at Paris Hilton's party: More » -
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The Clip Show: Your Defamer Week-At-A-Glance
· Care Bear John Lesher leaves Endeavor to run Paramount Classics, hoping what he lacks in experience he can make up for in hugs. More » -
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Remainders: Christian Slater Cannot, in Fact, Fly
• Christian Slater, forced to give up his New York hobby of ass-groping, heads to West Hollywood, where he supplements his diet of misbehavior by falling off of Paris Hilton's roof. [People] More » -
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Christian Slater Plays Grab-Ass With Gravity
In the case of Gravity v. Drunken, Roof-Climbing Actor, the jury rules in favor of Gravity, and the defendant is hereby ordered to plummet into some nearby bushes and explain his actions to a police officer who will barely suppress her giggles: More » -
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Christian Slater's GropeGate Comes to Anti-Climactic Close
After nearly four months, Kuffs is finally back on the beat: Actor Christian Slater, arrested in late May for "forcibly touching" an older woman after a night-long bender famously centered around Brother Jimmy's frat-boy blues bar at 93rd and 3rd, is a free man. During a pretrial hearing, a judge dismissed the charges provided that Slater stay out of trouble for the next six months. This means no gleaming of the cube, no ass-grabbing, no poisoning cheerleaders, and certainly no Lohan. So, you know, no career, really. More »
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