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As Page Six noted this week, the 36th-floor midtown lobby of Sirius Radio had a disastrous Christmas tree—until Martha Stewart came in herself and fixed it all up. And here it is! 
Can't wait to see how fellow Sirius host Judith Regan defaces this tree when she comes in to work next week.
The cookies look a lot like Martha! 1970s stoney Martha.
And these look just so much like Howard Stern and yet they do not smell of personal lubricant.
That sign also says in tiny type, "Don't fuck with my motherfucking tree, you fucks."
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my lord... ::falls to knees::... it's... it's... it's perfect
The font size relative to the logo is wrong, Martha. Wrong.
"And these look just so much like Howard Stern and yet they do not smell of personal lubricant."
Bravo, Choire. Bravo.
I actually think that gift arrangement under the tree is a little our right-side heavy. That burgundy box is stealing all the holiday thunder!
I wonder if Judith will make the tree put on a condom.
then amy sedaris noticed it was looking a hair dry, so gave it a drink of bong water
Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a giant tree covered in corporate logos.
I have always wanted for John McEnroe to have a show on Sirius. "You cannot be SIRIUS!"
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Take it down! Are those Seriusly coyote ornaments? This came pre-decorated in a box at the Pic 'N' Save, Martha's next big venture. And the raw stitching on that ornament slut's jeans...nightmare.
This is the same thing that happened to Lolcait. Somewhere in NY is a wobbly treeperson decorated to the impersonal nines, arms too heavy to dial 911 on cellphone. The worst part is people keep coming up to Loltree and not helping.
Just keep Keifer Sutherland away from it!
That's the only time Stern has been well hung.
Wait, you can create a StarDoll of Martha and have it made into a cookie ornament? Earth shattering!
Imus likes that nappy-headed Stern cookie.
Without a before shot, how are we to properly worship Martha's trim?
Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, how lovely are your logos! Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree - the old one was for hobos! Your Martha cookies are so fine! The Howard Sterns taste good with wine!
give me a 1970's white plastic tree that I can store in the attic and load it up with multi-colored lights. THAT is what Xmas is all about.
what no menorah
@Clarence Rosario: Ha! Give that man a commie!
@CodePink: Said box should be centered horizontally in front of the tree. The other gifts need to be rewrapped coordinating wrap colors and bows by similarly sized boxes. No brainer Martha - someone must be fired.
It's Festivus! For the rest of us!
this was her mother's final dying wish.
I used to work at this publishing company that every year had a Christmas creche under the tree. My Jewish editor used to stalk through the lobby and kick baby Jesus across the floor.
"Don't fuck with my motherfucking tree, you fucks."
is teh funny
@scroll_lock: Ho, ho, ho!
I work there. Martha wasn't even in the building till several days later. They had a stylist come in and do the tree.
@Clarence Rosario: @MisterHippity:
Seconded. Great week, sir.
@radiogrl1: Really? I was listening to Stern, who was marveling at Martha's generous tree offer. He said she walked by his studio, saw their tree, and remarked, "That tree is fucking pathetic. Let me redo it." And he couldn't wait for the results. I guess it makes sense that she would delegate the task. And put her signature all over it.
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