more of that old broad, PLEASE.

@ellagood: ella, I believe you just blew Blagg's perfect First Responders first responder streak.

it's been my plan all along.

i like to try to beat momo on all things cock-related too. usually lose.

sorry alex, honestly hadn't noticed.

Blakeley, FYI, these are like the 489,756th responders.

(Sorry I didn't get this in earlier. Had a meeting.)

Best. One. Ever.

@Ellagood: I totally aspire to be that broad in my old age.

Love the one guy calling 50 Cent "Fifty Cents". That's a malaprop my mom would make. Is Mercury in retrograde or something?

Actually, fuck old age. I aspire to be her now.

Wait, was that not Joan Didion?

I'm curious as to whether or not TAN doing the interviewing caused harsher responses than would normally have been given. I call for a double blind test of random New Yorkers to be interviewed by TAN and whatever the exact opposite of TAN would be (The Maladapt White?).

Here's to hoping the Rutgers "hoes" get the chance to pull a Joe Francis on the ol' coot.

@fasthugger: ...By which I mean effing him up the butt with a big black D.

@kjc9: harsher responses? maybe some bullshit ones too.

as if tony "bag of donuts" on his bluetooth was going to admit to calling someone a "nappy headed ho"

gotta send a really white, white dude out there. like josh.

i'd rather be called a ho because i pride myself on my naturally beautiful hair. (really, it's pretty amazing.)

being a silky haired cracker is no laughing matter, bitch.

Billyburg? Park Slope?

Being a hipster doofus mullet-headed retro-redneck is no easy trick either, right folks?

The correct terminology is "kinky but combable."