So what did we think of Katie Couric's debut on last night's evening news? Eh, not much. To be fair, the poor bitch was so hyped that no matter what she did or didn't do, everyone would be dissatisfied. That said, it still sort of sucked in this awkward, marshmallow-esque way, no more so than during Couric's closing. How to say goodbye at the end of her newscasts? After all these months, she's still got no clue — so she's turning to the idiocy of the masses to help her think of a signature sign-off. Our suggestion: "I'm Katie Couric, and I'm sorry."

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