Did you know I used to be a correspondent for "60 Minutes"? Now I host a game show and do segments like this in which I actually out-clumsy Will Ferrell. Yep, life's funny that way. Funny. Ha.

Show this one to the kids when they asked about your dignified life in top-shelf journalism. Maybe she'll do the through-the-crotch thing on a regular basis.

"Next on Today, I'll go through Barack Obama's crotch while he updates us on the '08 presidential campaign."

Yikes, that looked like it hurt.

Again again! You know Lauer is ready to kill her.

Wow, I hear people pay good money for such a thorough undercarriage rubbing...was it good for you, Will?

Next, on Today, Anne Curry interviews the crotch of Anna Nicole Smith's bodyguard.

@TedSez: I'm sure that's the thought that will run through the goose egg on the back of her head tonight as she lays it down upon a pillow stuffed with thousand-dollar bills.

@TedSez:
Hell, if I were making 12 mil a year like Vieira, I'd go shopping for microskirts with Dina Lohan and then field test them at a pole dancing class at the Mamaroneck Bally's on film if they asked me to.

I have never understood her appeal, I hated her when she was on The View. To me she is like that annoying woman you work with who tries too hard to be cool and funny and laughs at her own jokes all the time. Ugh. She drives me insane.

I knew it was coming if I only kept my fingers crossed and held my breath.

I laughed so hard I started to choke.

And she was literally all up on Ferrell's nuts during that clip. Who the fuck greenlit that because I see myself sending them a gift basket for making my Monday morning?

I wish she would have fallen on her big mouth!

Damn. I was hoping for the Humpty Dumptyy effect and a widening pool of dark, red blood on the ice.

Hehehehe Teabag Farrell... Bet that's not the first time he's been called that.

Katie would have landed that.

I'm just sayin'.

They replayed the clip IN SLOW MOTION of her smacking her head against the ice at least three times...I guess they were confident that there would be no lawsuit since it was Meredith's own brilliant idea to emerge from Will's crotch.

I just watched that again, and just like every Will Ferrell movie, it's funnier the second time you see it. He looks like he is taking a dump on her head!

So is her last name Viera or Vieira? The Today Show looked confused.

@tammyfey: tell us what else you'd do
I just spit out my juice I laughed so hard

You can tell that she was so close to letting out a curse-filled tirade but, no, she just shut her mouth and moved on. Damn you, woman! Do you have any idea how awesome that would have been?