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Midget Michael Jackson More Normal Than Regular Michael Jackson
Because Fridays are for mindless inanity, meet the Midget Michael Jackson, who moonwalks into the hearts of all 42nd Street commuters. Shut-ins that we are, we've no idea what sort of subterranean urchins are lurking below nowadays, but this little fella seems particularly special. He's so adorable, so perfect — if his face looked just slightly younger, he'd have Jesus Juice forced down his tender throat in no time.
