Never before have we wanted so badly to punch our monitor: check out this adorable video from Chad Hurley and Steve Chen, the founders of YouTube, explaining their record-setting $1.65 billion sale to Google. If the the shit-eating grins and smug giggling weren't bad enough, Hurley hits a whole new level of presumption as he explains, "This is great. Two kings have gotten together..." King, eh? Future moguls, be warned: all it takes is maybe 90 minutes of being a billionaire to become an expert in the hygienic combination of vinegar and water.

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