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In the past, we've certainly had our suspicions about the horniness/party animalness of Columbia co-eds. We'd assumed, based on a potent mix of vicious stereotypes, personal experience, and stories in their paper of record, that Columbia students were just dorks whose idea of a raucous good time was reading excerpts from dirty poems aloud. But according to the Daily News, we were so, so wrong. Apparently, Columbia is a regular 24/7 bacchanal (if by bacchanal you mean "average American college")! They don't just show homemade, boring porn on their school TV channel, they have "clothing optional" parties and an S&M club! And just listen to this scandalously ribald quote:
One hostess, who staged a Halloween-themed 'Naked Witches & Warlocks Party' last month, called it a 'great unshackling from the clothing that so defines and imprisons us.' But it was a 'sex-neutral event,'she said.Looks like we owe Awesomist an apology.
Wild Sex 101 [NYDN]
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The naked witches and warlocks party sounds in-line with the games club sexual abandon that one heard about during my time, long ago, at CU.
They were always talking about sexcapades and bisexuality. Unfortunately it was not a highly erotic picture as the statements were usually coming out of the mouths of guys who looked like comic book guy with a full beard and/or co-eds that looked like Sasquatch.
I would think it is on the order of a bad episode of Real Sex where you just keep saying "please, God, can they put their clothes back on." (N.B. this isn't meant to claim I'm all that, but I'm clothed most of the time I go out in public)
WTF is sex-neutral? Is that like Pepsi Free?
Oh I remember the good old days at the Public University, when we got naked so we could screw. Those were better times.
Yeah yeah yeah... I'm torn right now between explaining that yes, the (few) Columbia girls that I dated were indeed raging sluts, or just keeping my mouth shut to avoid another banishment.
Oh well... apology accepted!
(They really were pretty slutty though)
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