So, we were just lounging around in our midafternoon pjamas, wondering when we can shift from white to brown liquor and measuring out the evening's pretend cocaine, when inspiration struck. Comments have been so much fun lately, why not open the floodgates? We could create another one of those anonymous comment logins for anyone to use over the weekend. After all, what could go wrong? Therefore: until it becomes too much of a hassle, the uninitiated may play around with an open comments account on this post by logging in as [redacted] with password [redacted]. In the comments below, feel free to respond to recent posts, make suggestions, or complain like a lil' bitch. Play friendly, or mommy spank, and not in the good way.

UPDATE: Well, that didn't take long, did it? Open commenting account disabled. That'll learn us.

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