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Crisis at 4 Times Square!

From: Brownell, Gary
Sent: Thursday, October 20, 2005 1:57 PM
To: Conde Nast Publications-All; FP Fairchild; Parade - New York; Golf Digest Companies-All; Advance Magazine Group-All
Subject: Internet Access Unavailable

We are investigating the inability to access the Internet from several of our offices. We'll keep you updated on the progress to restore it.

Gary

______________________________________
Gary J. Brownell
Executive Director - Information Systems & Technology
Cond Nast Publications
1440 Broadway
11th Floor
New York, NY 10018
P: 212.286.XXXX
F: 212.286.XXXX

Whatever will Nasties do with themselves all day? Because God knows putting out one magazine a month can't possibly keep busy, say, the 106 people listed on the Vanity Fair masthead*.

[* That's editorial and art people listed in the November 2005 issue, not including all the various "contributing" editors and photographers, etc., who aren't necessarily in the building.]