You know who else was in that elevator with Heath Ledger and Kate Bosworth? Helena Christensen. You know who was spotted last night at Freeman's? Just Heath Ledger and Helena Christensen. Oh and also Page Six says they had dinner at Wakiya, too.
3:00 PM on Thu Sep 13 2007
By Emily Gould
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Heathworthensen?
It would be in extremely bad taste to mention "noose porn" on this thread -- so please don't!
I hate word problems.
Heathena Ledgeworth.
Seriously, that little rendezvous adds up to maybe 250 pounds. It must have sounded like one of those old wooden bikes on a cobblestone street.
Heath is fucking everything.
Clearly this fledgling relationship is already experiencing its ups and downs.
Clearly yhis fledgling relationship is already experiencing its ups and downs.
Somewhere in Brooklyn, Michelle Williams is pouring Six Point Ale on her face and screaming like a madwoman. 10 bucks says she gets involved in some sick Scientology threesome with TomKat.
God, I hope she's showered since that Chris Isaak video. It can be really tough to get sand granules out of the fleshy folds of one's nutsack.
Celebrity threesomes, they never last.
@sexbot: Well as long as she is not making out with Busy Phillips and that girl's ex boyfriend, she is fine.
Sorry for the double post.
Like all natives of Perth, he's probably been looking to Mount Helena all of his life.
This sounds like the beginning of a really boring dirty joke.
@sexbot: And Shannyn Sossamon is wondering where she went wrong.
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