Spotted by a reader last night:

secretary - m4w

You saw the movie and found it compelling.

I own a midtown financial company and I am looking for a receptionist/secretary. I am also a very experienced, intense and handsome dominant man.

You will need to be all of the following:
Intelligent and useful in the office
Have an excellent phone manner
Have excellent computer skills
Be elegant and pretty
Be comfortable with the realization that Sm is not a passing fancy, but a need
Be utterly discrete

Send me a thoughtful letter describing your interest in this situation together with a recent photo or photos of yourself.

Also, applicants who don't look like Maggie Gyllenhaal need not apply.

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