• helpful critters

    You Are Not As Helpful As These Commenters

    Some commenters are just so gosh-darn helpful in relaying the kind of information that we absolutely need to know to, as they say, move the story forward, that they deserve an award: the Helpful Critter award. Oh, and while we're at it, we've decided to execute people whose comments this week make them decidedly Unhelpful Critters. Go back from whence you came! More »

    2:40 PM on Fri Aug 24 2007
    By Doree Shafrir
    4,607 views, 17 comments

    Latest by brian griffin: Has it really been a week since the first one of these? I don't feel like I've been to work more »

  • glaring omissions

    "The Night I Did Not Sleep with Cuba Gooding Jr."

    Sometimes we get an email so long and detailed that it fulfills our Glaring Omissions quota—in which we reproduce that which is accidentally or purposely overlooked in our inbox—for the entire week. This is that email.

  • So I checked my facebook account this morning and I have this new note from an NYU student detailing her wild night with Cuba Gooding Jr. (who is married with 3 kids btw) But apparently, not even an NYU
    student would sink so low as to sleep with Cuba. I am copy-pasting her extensively detailed version of the event. She titled this note "The Night I Did Not Sleep with Cuba Gooding Jr." Try not to claw your eyes
    out. More »

4:20 PM on Fri Aug 17 2007
By Doree Shafrir
26,195 views, 88 comments

  • gossip roundup

    Kristian Laliberte Is The Next Lauren Conrad

  • Kristian Laliberte and his "frenemy" Paul Johnson-Calderon are "in talks with several networks" to do a reality show that will be "a combination of The Hills and The Simple Life." [NYO]
  • Paris Hilton's brother was mugged at knifepoint, but escaped physically and fiscally unscathed. [Page 6]
  • Socialiteish designer Stacy Bendet will be "highest-paid designer Payless has ever had." [Page 6]
  • Cuba Gooding Jr. saved a gunshot victim's life. [Gatecrasher]
  • Paris is having trouble sleeping and eating in prison. All together now: Awww! [TMZ]

    • 9:21 AM on Wed Jun 6 2007
    By Emily Gould
    2,595 views, 22 comments

    Latest by slinkimalinki: @CodePink: so's she: every three hours she wakes up and cries. boom.boom. more »

  • chelsea clinton

    Gossip roundup

    · Playboy TV is filming bondage aerobics babe Mistress Victoria's "Slavercise!" class at Manitoba's on Avenue B tonight, followed by a performance by the Sex Slaves band. [Page Six]
    · Hours author, Michael Cunningham: "I'm probably the only author in America who loves what the movies did for his book." [Page Six]
    · Al Pacino on Robert De Niro's recent movie choices: "I think he needs cash." [Cindy Adams]
    · Overheard in Jaded, a jewelry boutique in the '80s: "I finally knew the economy was really in bad shape when Tiffany began selling colored beads." [Cindy Adams]
    · No wire hangers, EVER!: Penelope Cruz collects coat hangers and owns 500 of different types. [Liz Smith]
    · Chelsea Clinton's final job offer: $120,000 with a $10,000 signing bonus. [Liz Smith]
    · Cuba Gooding, Jr. spotted Sunday, standing outside a downtown club, pretending to be a doorman and telling people to move away. [NY Daily News]

    1:42 PM on Wed Mar 19 2003
    By Gawker
    411 views, Comment