· Former Playmate Divini Sorenson is coming forward with a not-really-fictional account of a quintessential bachelor and his palace full of drugged-up girlfriends. [Page Six]
· Mark Burnett is allowed to visit pie-master Martha Stewart in prison, but fellow defendant Peter Bacanovic is not. [Lowdown]
· Holy shit, what if Star Jones and Al Reynolds breed?! [Page Six]
· For some absurd reason, Harvey Weinstein has been made an honorary commander of the British Empire. Naturally, Michael Ovitz couldn't care less. [R&M]
· Britney Spears extols the virtues of young motherhood by mentioning that her own mom looked sexy in her black dress [when she went to church and] would come home and put on her size 2 shorts and a bikini top to wash the car & get a tan at the same time. [Scoop]

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