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· Paris Hilton fucktoy update: this week, she's doing actor Ryan Gosling. [ELK]
· Or is Gosling hooking up with Famke Janssen? [Gatecrasher]
· Meanwhile, steamy pictures of our newly-lesbian Paris chowing box will be published in Hustler. [R&M]
· Victoria Gotti is pressing charges regarding her sons' asswhipping at a Long Island mall after the boys pinched some underage girl's bottom. Does this seem backwards to anyone else? [Page Six]
· Naomi Campbell doesn't just beat her assistants, she doles out head butts. [NYDN]
· Former porn magnate-cum-homeless man Al Goldstein is still alive and collecting free pickles. [Page Six]