· Everyone's hating on the pudgy people, including the formerly overweight designer Karl Lagerfeld, who expressed his displeasure with his H&M designs running up to size XXL. [R&M]
· We're guessing the Mets are hoping pitcher Kris Benson cheats on his stripper-cum-wife, Anna, as she's vowed to fuck the entire team if he strays from their marriage. [Page Six]
· Katie Couric's beau, jazz trumpeter Chris Botti, says that there is "definitely an advantage to dating someone in the entertainment industry." Not anymore, dumbass. [Lowdown (4th item)]
· Chronicling the fall of actor Jared Leto via blogging. [Page Six]
· Desperate Housewives star Nicolette Sheridan hawks a skincare product, but doesn't own up to her own plasticine face. [Scoop]

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