· "Mom started bawling, Dad got up and demanded my credit cards and was going to cut off my trust fund. I started crying saying that he couldn't do that since Grandma set it up before I was born. He said he could do whatever he wanted since he's a lawyer. I ran screaming into my room. This was all before the turkey was cut." God, we hope this blog is for real. [PradaPrincess]
· We love the Scissor Sisters and, if we were gay, we'd be super happy if this were lead singer Jake Shears' Big Muscle profile. 'Cause we're pretty sure it is. [BigMuscle]
· Weirdest headline that we don't quite get: "Lycos Europe Denies Attack On Zombie Army." [CNET]
· There's nothing quite as cute as dressing your little offspring in a hand-knit gimp mask. [Popdizzy]

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