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    'Seventeen' Crusades To Eliminate All Overweight Readers


    Seventeen magazine is way smart, yo. They know that a lucrative 7 million girls suffer from eating disorders and of those girls, most will have succumbed to their illness before age 20. What luck that that sample of ladies happens to intersect with Seventeen's demographic. We're not preaching, mind you—except to the congregation of hot profits! Next month, after your remarkably vulnerable 13 year-old sister loses 10 pounds by following the mag's tips and tricks, Seventeen will show her how to use Crest Whitestrips after her post-meal bathroom sessions. Rad!
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