Forced to share an elevator at the Roosevelt Hotel on Sunday morning with two of Los Angeles' finest, a fearless readers sends us a transcript of the most riveting sort:

Girl 1 (wearing the Jonathan Cheban hoodie): This elevator always stops on the 10th floor.
Girl 2: We should tell Jason [Pomeranc, owner of the Roosevelt and 60 Thompson].
Girl 1: He is so cute!
Girl 2: Oh my god, he is so your type!
Girl 1: Do you think so?
Girl 2: So your type. We should tell Lizzie [Grubman]!
Girl 1: Oh my God, no! She would so tell Jason and I would be so embarrassed!
Girl 2: You are so right.

Sadly, we don't know how this one turned out.

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