Gossip Roundup: Jonathan Cheban Lurves Brittney Gastineau?

· If there's such a place as hell, publicist Jonathan Cheban and his alleged lover, reality twig Brittny Gastineau, will hold court from a gilded raft floating along the river Styx. [Lowdown] More »

Remainders: Cheban Makes Last Minute Loathsome List

· Jonathan Cheban gets the honor of being a Loathsome Leftover. Better late than never. [NY Press] More »

Jonathan Cheban, Master Of Betrayal

From left to right: Clarendon-clad Nicky Hilton picks her nose, Hilton wanders Rite Aid, and Anonymodel Greg wears my Clarendon sweatshirt. More »

Dress Me Up Cheban

I was sure I'd paid a lifetime's worth of journalistic dues after spending a strange Sunday evening with the inanely chipper celebu-lurker/frozen-food-flack Jonathan Cheban (despite the shiny hair, we're still pretty sure he's the fourth horseman of the publicist apocalypse). But once I received a package chock full of Cheban's Clarendon shirts (sized to fit), I realized the public deserved more. You're hungry. You know you want it, so please feast your eyes upon Cheban's designs, as worn by anonymodel Greg. We're sure you'll see plenty more of these spectacularly pricey cotton threads during Fashion Week, no?

My Foray Into Masochism: Dinner With Jonathan Cheban

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Save Jonathan Cheban!

Now that Jonathan Cheban—the man who does, um, we dunno what—has been banned from VH1 for disrespecting talking-heads standards, we're a little worried. Sure, we like to poke fun at Jonny, but maybe it's gone too far? A sensitive soul points out the serious side of things: More »

Analyzing The Gawker-Cheban Continuum

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Falling Hard And Fast With Jonathan Cheban

Has Jonathan Cheban encountered murky waters? Has his glossy status been penetrated? The repercussions of his prominent shilling in yesterday's Washington Post article lead us to believe that our favorite publicist/hanger-on/phone-lover might not be invincible: More »

Jonathan Cheban: Hooray For Phones!

"What's that, Lucifer? You want me to come to your son's surprise party? Oh, hold on, Winnie the Pooh is on line 2!" More »

Jonathan Cheban, Nightlife Crusader For The Elite

Jonathan Cheban speaks out against PartyBuddys [sic], the nightlife assistance group that promises to help even the most pathetic person gain entry past the velvet ropes: More »

Team Party Crash: Gotham And The Merchant Of Venice

Sunday night, when we should have been home watching HBO's The Wire, we attended we attended the Intrigue/Gotham party for the NYC premiere of The Merchant of Venice starring Al Pacino, Jeremy Irons, Joseph Fiennes, and Lynn Collins. Held at the newly-opened and painfully-hyped Aer Lounge (in, our favorite, the Meatpacking District), it appeared that most of the cast and crew were in attendance (you try fighting a key grip for a spot at the bar). It's through this celebuhaze that Andrew Krucoff and photographer Nikola Tamindzic offer a visual sampling of the scene. (And yes, pictured above is professional arm candy Jonathan Cheban chatting up Kelly Osbourne.) More »

The Jonathan Cheban Backlash Continues

After the Observer ran a profile on "schmooze" master Jonathan Cheban, who professes to be first-name-basis friends with "MK" and the like, we realized that, in all likelihood, no one on earth likes this man. As such, another reader writes in with an account of Jonathan Cheban, dedicated celebufriend and coattail-rider of the rich and fabulous: More »

Evil Cheban Plot For B-List Dominance Revealed

It's official: you love to hate Jonathan Cheban, the Nobody best known for hanging out with trashy Somebodies! A reader weighs in on our favorite man about town: More »

Jonathan Cheban, Professional Hanger On

Good morning. Allow us to introduce you to Jonathan Cheban, who is, um, nobody, technically speaking, but has made a quasi-name for himself as the friend of such luminaries as Mischa Barton, the Olsens, and Lindsay Lohan. What does being a celebufriend entail? Take, for instance, a night at Marquee with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie: More »