• By Jessica
    Feb 24, 2005 3:47 PM 137
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    Jonathan Cheban, Master Of Betrayal


    From left to right: Clarendon-clad Nicky Hilton picks her nose, Hilton wanders Rite Aid, and Anonymodel Greg wears my Clarendon sweatshirt.

    I'm such a fool. When tinfoil hat-wearing publicist Jonathan Cheban sent me a bag of overpriced goodies from his Clarendon line, I thought it meant something. I thought I was SPECIAL, you know? Ha, well, stupid me! I should've known; you fuckers are all the same. Thanks a lot, jerk.
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