Oh, for shame: we regretfully missed Lindsay Lohan's musical coming-out party just now on Good Morning America to promote her new album, Speak (and oh, that title. One word, so much depth. Breathtaking). Darn, we were really looking forward to seeing host Charles Gibson try to control his lust. Thankfully, a reader tells us all we need to know:

She made a woeful job of lip-synching her way through two mind-numbingly generic Britney/Ashlee cast-offs. Looked like she hadn't even bothered to learn the songs properly.

Okay, now who's going to be the first to send us the video of this mess? Go forth and procure!

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