There may be a celebrity baby a-brewin' in the Kutchmoore's womb, and we put it to our readers to come up with some serious baby name suggestions. Keeping in mind the potential spawn must have a name that is both appropriate for a celebrity seedling and respectful of Kabbalah's mystic nuances, our readers have bravely answered the call of duty. Oblique, Tofutti, Profiterole, Habbakuk, Gary — the responses were overwhelming and, dare we say, a bit touching. After the jump, a lengthy list of the best and most plausible picks for the little baby that could.

Astonia
Bathsheba Kutcher Moore
Bolivia Justice Kutcher
Boo Radley Kutcher Moore
Bravette
Butter
Cayenne
Chayote
Crabapple
Cumquat
DemiTasse
Dill
Dudley Michael Kutcher
Elisheba
Ephebophilia
Famine (girl - accents and umlaut over any/all of the vowels)
Fig
Gary
Gefilte
Giraffe
Grubman
Habbakuk
Hedda
Hedwig
Hermes Trismegistus (kind of sounds mystical and Kabbalahish)
Hero
Juliesse Chandra Kutcher
Kabashton Dembalah Kutcher
Karate (if it's a boy).
Lafayette
Lucky
Moyle
Napkin
Oblique Roman Kutcher
Oedipus (with or without bonus "Rex" middle name)
Orange GlennCeleste (if it's a girl)
Pear
Persephone
Pomegranate
Profiterole Rucksack Moore Kutcher
Saline
Schlemiel Schlemazel Hasenfeffer Incorporated (twins)
Scrapple
Shep
Shore
Shtetl Kutcher
Spoonwagen
Swab
Tecumseh
The Light
Tofutti
Tribe
Truman Capote Kutcher
Tundra Gale Kutcher
Veritas
Viking Statosphere Kutcher Moore
Willis Serif Kutcher
Zohar

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