We tried to avoid this one, but in the interest of national conversation, it'd be a reprehensible public disservice if we dared to ignore the latest news from Tom Cruise's Crazy Parade. At the London premiere of War of the Worlds, Cruise was squirted with water by fake journalists who were filming a prank show for the UK's Channel 4. While Cruise kept his cool, his response involved multiple uses of the word jerk, which seemed appropriate — this type of facial shot usually begins or ends with a jerk of some sort.

Four Arrested at Cruise Premiere [BBC]
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