Was it just us or, during Bloc Party's show last night at Webster Hall, did the band proudly give a shout-out to "Mayor Rudy Giuliani?" Granted our auditory abilities were likely impaired by the pools of sweat gently gathering in our ears, but we're still pretty sure we heard what we heard. Which leads us to the more pressing issue: Why didn't anyone in the audience drunkenly react? Not a single murmur, nary a head turned to a neighbor to exchange knowing glances. Alas, one can't expect much from an audience full of retarded NYU kids.

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