· Both the Caribou/Four Tet show at Bowery and the Decemberists show at Irving Plaza are sold out. And who says we never engage in service journalism? [flavorpill]
· Amanda McCall and Albertina Rizzo give out Hennessy and fresh-baked cookies (not kidding) at Coliseum Books to promote their book "Hold My Gold: A White Girl's Guide to the Hip-Hop World." We hope this event isn't half as heinous as the accompanying picture. [Coliseum Books]
· Attention all graduating collegians (you too, J-Schoolers): Looking for advice on how to ease that inevitable transition from dorm room back to mom and dad's couch? Check out the book release party of Boomerang Nation: How to Survive Living with Your Parents a Second Time Around" at Sugar tonight. Then stop wasting your parents' money on retarded self-help books and get a job. [Upcoming]

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