Here's a morning brainteaser for you: Why would Michelle Williams' publicist, who was already in contact with a certain magazine regarding a different client, randomly contact said magazine about profiling Michelle Williams RIGHT NOW for her movie Brokeback Mountain, which isn't scheduled to open until late in the year? Allegedly, if the mag wanted to interview or photograph Williams, it would have to be done very soon and then published much later. But why wouldn't the publicist allow the magazine to cover Williams at a time closer to the movie's release date?

Since we're sure this has NOTHING to do with some COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS rumor that Michelle Williams is newly preggers with Heath Ledger's baby, we're positively stumped.
Update: Nothing to do with that rumor whatsoever.

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