Gossip Roundup: Tara Reid Accepts Her Career Trajectory

· Tara Reid finally admits that she is who she is, and thus finds her calling as the newest bikini-clad host of the E! network's boozy travel show, Wild On. Relatedly, all is now right in the universe. [Page Six] More »

Musing On Tara Reid's Right Nostril

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Tara Reid, Vegas, Boobies, Lawsuit, Laughter, The End.

Our crack team of legal analysts (all of whom wear tinfoil hats, thankyouverymuch) would like to present a very, very important lawsuit: More »

Tara Reid: It's Time For The Love

In an unabashed ploy for pity, Tara Reid bares the sober side of her soul to the Post: More »

Tara Reid Speaks On Behalf Of Her Breasts And Liver

In a half-assed attempt to salvage the remaining fragments of our souls, we try to avoid watching Access Hollywood. Thankfully, there are people wonderfully insane enough to not only watch the schlockfest, but to also transcribe the finer moments of certain episodes! Last night, the fabulous Tara Reid gave an interview to the most annoying man on earth, seat-climber Billy Bush, in which she revealed the inside scoop on her disturbing nip-slip and partying ways: More »

Tara Reid Takes The Reins From Denise Richards

In our ongoing effort to keep you abreast of all things Tara Reid (yuk, yuk), we thought maybe we could focus on her "career" beyond the banquettes of Marquee. As you may or may not remember, Tara Reid is technically an actress—at least moreso than Paris Hilton is an "author." With that in mind, let's get collectively excited for Tara's upcoming feature, Alone in the Dark. The film bears no resemblance to the 1982 flick also entitled Alone in the Dark, except that both films are scary as hell, albeit for different reasons: More »

Gossip Roundup: Wes Clark Loves A Good Laugh Track

· Failed democratic presidential candidate Wesley Clark is is reportedly working on a sitcom based on his civilian life. And so primetime entertainment continues its slow and torturous death. [ELK] More »

Gossip Roundup: Tara Reid's Big Brown Nose

· Tara Reid kisses some Page Six ass after they reported she was "completely cogent" in Miami. Reid (or her publicist) paid thanks with a lovely food basket. [Page Six] More »

Paula Froelich To Take Tara Reid In Jello Throwdown

We just mentioned that nip-slipper Tara Reid was taking shots at Page Six in this month's interview with Stuff magazine, but she mentioned one unnamed female reporter in particular during her rant. When we think of rant-worthy gals at Page Six, obviously we think of Paula Froelich. We love to help pick a fight, so naturally we contacted Paula for comment: More »

Gossip Roundup: Tara Reid Speaks, Again

· Tara Reid goes after Page Six, claiming that their reporters are evil. Not content to just stop talking, she then went on to claim that Lindsay Lohan is much more wild and, as such, Tara doesn't want to be dragged in "her shit." [R&M (2nd item)] More »