Not to get overly nostalgic for the good ol' days of November, but we just noticed this and thought it was kind of odd. Or Photoshopped brilliance, maybe, but considering the context...
[Image via That's Just Not Right]

Actress Tara Reid sued Sky Las Vegas Condominiums for libel for allegedly using her name without permission in an advertisement that insinuates she is "sexually lewd."

How DARE they talk about Tara like that!

A representative for Sky Las Vegas was not immediately available for comment. According to the lawsuit filed in Los Angeles Superior Court, Reid — as a result of the ads — "has suffered injury to her business in that she has lost value of her reputation."

Oh, dear God. Her reputation? Please don't make us respond. It's too easy.

Sky Las Vegas published an advertisement Feb. 1 that reads: "Dear Tara Reid. Come let it all hang out," referring to an earlier incident in which "the strap of plaintiff's dress accidentally fell down, exposing her breast," the suit states.

We vaguely remember said incident.

Reid alleges the ad "implied that (her) strap fell down intentionally." According to the suit, the ad ridiculed Reid and cashed in on an "unfortunate incident" by encouraging her to "expose herself sexually" at the condominiums.

Alright, this lawsuit is baseless. Who's actually going to believe that Tara Reid would expose herself at a Vegas condo? She only does that sort of thing at Cipriani.

Lawsuit Claims Ad Ridiculed Tara Reid [ABC via Upper East Sider]

·On winning the PR game: "I think I am doing that slowly but surely," she said. "That's how the turtle won the race! People are starting to see that I am so much more."

·On the her secret self: "I am a very smart girl, and people don't realize that."

·On her roots: "Once you get to know me, you would know in a second that I am an East Coast girl. You can tell because I'm not flaky, and I will tell you how it is. I also walk faster than they walk in L.A."

·On her hopes and dreams: "It would be the ultimate dream for me to win an Academy Award, be in love and have kids," she explains. "Then I would say, 'Life is great! I have done everything I wanted.' I keep trying to get closer to that. I also think when that happens, people will finally leave me alone."

Wow, if that's what it takes for Tara to be left alone, the poor girl is never going to find a moment's peace. Nevertheless, this heartbreaking cry for help has us kind of loving Tara Reid now. She's just a girl in need of a hug! Shame on us for our past cruelties. And shame on the Post for mocking Tara's honesty with their headline, too.
Look How Smart I Am! [NYP]

Tara Reid: I didn t see [the dress] fall down, so I m smiling like an idiot [insert your own joke here] not even knowning that [my breast is hanging out] there.

It was so embarrassing. I couldn t believe it. It was so embarrassing. I was more mad that nobody told me right away. And I hated it that the paparazzi were high five-ing each other and laughing. It was so cruel. I was like, 'You guys, this is horrible!' They weren t nice.

Oh, we're sorry, Tara! But that's milk under the udder, don't you think? Now tell us about the drinking...

Finally, towards the end of the interview, Billy Bush asks the obvious. You love to party? To which Tara replies, I like to have fun, but that's not all I do. An incredulous Bush reiterates his question. But you love to party?

[I love to party] but not every night, says Reid. The press writes about me so much, and sometimes it hurts me from getting roles because they write things that aren t true. They re saying, She s always drinking or she s doing that. And it s just not true. I don t go out more than anyone else goes out and I don t drink more than anyone else does.

Thanks for clearing up this important matter, Tara. We also have it on good authority that once the cameras were off, Reid rushed to the bathroom and desperately plunged a syringe full of cocaine-laced Long Island Iced Tea into her ass.
Tara Reid Talks Titties [Page SixSixSix]

...and only [Christian Slater's character] and a young genius anthropologist with an incredible memory (and his ex-girlfriend), Aline Cedrac ([Tara] Reid), stand in their way, at a gateway to hell.

What? You don't buy it? C'mon, she's wearing glasses.
Alone In The Dark [Yahoo! Movies]

I'll take her in a jello wrestling match anyday (has to be jello — it's her medium, you know. Tara only feels comfortable when jello shots are nearby). I'm not shoving drinks down her throat every night, dressing her in hankerchiefs, suggesting she show up to the nightly letter opening or telling her to make friends with troglodytes who tattle on her every move... she does that all on her own. And hey — at least my breasts have feeling! Seriously, though, Tara's not so bad — and the Stuff interview was given 6 months ago. We have made inroads since then.