· A glorious rundown of Kimora Lee Simmons' misdeeds on the set of the now-defunct Life and Style: she called her co-hosts "bitches and hos," stole props from the set, and licked entire boxes of donuts so that no one else would steal her munchies. [Page Six]
· Rapper Missy Elliot and Top Model winner Eva Pigford are not mutually chowing box, according to a rep. But if they were, Missy would clearly be in charge. [Gatecrasher (2nd item)]
· Lindsay Lohan reportedly spreads herself all over Manhattan, hooking up with exes Clarence Fuller and Wilmer Valderrama. Thank God she's recovered from that sprained ankle! [ELK]
· But will she ever recover from her dad? Michael Lohan is vowing to not fuck up for, like, five minutes — or at least long enough to watch the Lohan Family Saga on tonight's O'Brien-free episode of The Insider. [NYDN]
· After insulting Kirstie Alley on her blog, Rosie O'Donnell picks up the phone to make an apology. And suddenly, Hollywood begins to resemble the Lower East Side. [Scoop]

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